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Whadda?! Chao Ji Sing Sing!

WARNING: Readers with Queen's English may not understand the following post. That includes Jer.

Right now I am going through a new phase. It's called the "Jue Dui Su Per See Tar" phase.

(The boy is now singing my current favourite Ai Wo Bie Zhou by Zhang Zhen Yue. He is singing a bit off but damn he's cute. Even the judge says so.)

Actually they can sing wo! This particular boy hong jun yang or something sang this song by Lin Jun Jie and he is good! He sang so well I was actually singing along and hunting the song down on xk99. But judges say he has no body movement or body aesthetics.

My suggestion: learn dancing. Any dance will do.

(I still don't know the title of that beautiful song.)

Chen Guo Qiang is good also. By good I mean cute because I haven't heard him sing yet. Now he's singing Zhang Xin with Chen Wei Lian.

PHWAH!! Ai Zai leh! Where were they during Singapore Idol huh? Cannot be underage what? Oh...maybe they 933 sect one. Singapore Idol is 987 sect... Yo, smart smart.

This is my favourite group. Their harmonization rocks big time. And they have the look of a duo.

Since the 2nd and 3rd group are so good, why can't they just form a boyband or something and save us the trouble of sms-ing? Then when they have concerts or autograph sessions my friend Kit can save the trouble and go to just one session instead of four. I am so considerate.

HEY! That Chen Wei Lian is blind! He's one of those public entertainer! I think I gave him $$ before...or not. Anyway, don't remember already but I definitely positively gave to one blind public entertainer. It's because he sings very well and he's very cute also. Wahahaha...... Jian hor?

OK. Chen Wei Lian is darn good. He is such a good singer I'm ashamed. I wonder how he remembers the lyrics without having seen them.

I have a confession. I'm hopeless when it comes to lyrics. Really sometimes the screen shows one word but something else comes out from me. And it happens many times until someone tells me and then I'll still say "Wrong meh?" Haha..... (Wahwah...the judges are all singing and teaching him how to sing well. But his scores not bad leh!) Back to me. Especially for those cantopop songs. I love cantopop but I can't sing them to save my life. Those songs that I can sing well are actually memorised. Haha....like I write them down on a piece of paper and sing to it about 58,391 times and when I K I'll try to read from the screen, but mostly it's from my head. So DON'T DISTURB ME WHEN I SING CANTOPOP OR I'LL MISS MY LYRICS AND I'LL HATE YOU FOR LIFE AND NOT INVITE YOU TO MY BIRTHDAY PARTIES! AND I'LL WISH THAT YOU MISS YOUR BUS EVERYDAY!

Chen Guo Qiang sings another one of my favourite song by my not-so-favourite artist now... Ai Ru Chao Shui. Don't know leh....now like Bo Lad (No Strength). I still prefer the duet by him and the other Chen. (Now my father is complaining he can't sing. And haha, he's singing along. Funny man.) But But But......same score as the other Chen leh. Chen Guo Qiang is cute also. Damn baby face, looks so young....can't stand him.

I wonder who's going to win.

Anyone voting? Vote Vote? Sigh....SylSim should've joined this one hor? I think he'll rock the house down. But, too bad he defected to the 987 sect and chose to join Gurm Gurm. But at least he chiong his first album out. So proud of him! Did I tell you he looks like my cousin? Yesh!! My cousin is 24 by the way.

Has anyone bought his CD huh? I think I'll buy his CD and bring it to NY with me. Along with Zhang Zhen Yue.

You know what? I don't know what's happening to those singers but since the J fellow started singing, every other male singers are trying to sound like females. I mean, what happened to the harsh macho voices like Zhang Zhen Yue's, Di Ke Niu Zai's... It's scary you know? Especially when these guys can sing at least five octaves higher than me. I hate them. Yeeee......... (My bad. It started with Jeff-y. Also another J lah. Culprits.)

Actually, we have talents hor? Just no market for them. Like we are already swamped with jay, guo mei mei (Who's She???), wang xin lin (..........I hope she keeps quiet), zhang dong liang, wu ke qun and many many many others very good, good, not so good, sucks but looks hot. So what if they win? They cut one album and then poof! They are thrown into oblivion, kicked to the moon to eat blue cheese with Chang-er and rabbit.

I hope they form a boyband, migrate to Taiwan or something, kill all the girls there with their cutey boyish look, make lots of money and come back here and marry me. But I get to choose who I'll marry. Hahaha.... And when they are in Taiwan, they can show the 7788-2222 some boyband power.

Oh, and I promise I'll buy whatever album Chen Wei Lian cuts. It will be my lifetime mission. Even if he marries a gorgeous, skinny Taiwanese babelicious goddess when he becomes famous in Taiwan.

Today's post is non-coherent. Pardon me. This is not my usual writing self. Actually this is not the Sane writing. She has been kidnapped to Planet Xenon (somewhere in the 637th galaxy) because the Xenonites are doing a routine examination of her brain for the study of human trash. Apparently she's a prime subject so she's kidnapped quite frequently. She'll be back when they've found enough satisfactory result, which may take a while considering the amount of trash in her puny brain contained in that big head. So now you'll have to endure the nonsensical crap from the substitute. I have to bring down my intelligence level to something closer to Sane's (which is in the region of about 165) so that people don't get a shock by the sudden surge in smart factor.

PS: I'm a Xenonite who's here so that people don't worry about Sane's missing. I happen to be a splitting image of her, just a bit more intelligent. So when you find that the Sane talks sense, most likely it's not her you're talking to. She's probably being examined on, again.

Yam Eht Ecrof Eb Htiw Uoy. (Xenonian meaning "Be kind to tested creatures".)

Yes, we studied Singlish as the 1762nd language back in Planet Xenon.

After note:
Jiang Nan! The song is Jiang Nan can?!?! And that buay hiao pai Kit still insisted it's dunno what Yi Qian Nian....Come on lah! I heard that Yi Qian Nian dunno how many times because of that Yin Ca Yang Cuo show which I watch religiously which means I heard that song TWENTY times. How can I mix up the two songs? As if I don't know music, horrid Kit.... But credit still goes to her lah. She's the one who asked me check Jiang Nan... The song is Jiang Nan! I'm so happy!!! Hong Jun Yang will win!!! I'll buy his CD, make him rich so that he can cut more albums and make all the other singers bankrupt (except for Chen Wei Lian, Zhang Zhen Yue, Sylsim and Lee Ke Qin).

风到这里就思念 粘住过客的思念 雨到了这里将成线 缠着我们留恋人世间 你在身边就是缘 缘分写在三圣石上面 爱有万分之一天 宁愿我就葬在这一天 圈圈园园圈圈 甜甜粘粘甜甜的我 深深看你的脸 神奇的温柔 满眼的温柔的脸 不懂爱恨情仇颠倒的我们 都以为相爱就像风云的善变 相信哪一天 抵过永远 在这一刹那冻结那时间 不懂怎么表现温柔的我们 还以为殉情只是古老的传言 你走得有多痛 痛有多浓 当梦被埋在江南烟雨中 心碎了才懂

I'm so happy I can't sleep tonight! You know why? Cos I'll be busy. Busy memorising the lyrics. Sigh..... so when K again??


After-After Note:
Correct me if I'm wrong but is one of the girls tonight an actor in the He Lan Chun (Holland V) show? She acted as this tomboyish girl who is always fighting with Mark Lee. Dark, tall and quite pretty. And her dance teacher was my dance teacher in NYGH! And I recognize some of my chio seniors from the blurb they did last week. I miss them!!


After-After-After Note:
Dong Jie is Divine. Too bad my voice cannot sing his songs. Come on lah! His range is AT LEAST FIVE OCTAVES HIGHER than mine. If not I'll K till I get free membership card and complimentary drinks from the karaoke places. I like Dong Jie! I like Dong Jie. I like Dong Jie!

不小心回到那一天 不小心一切又重演 你如此完美的一切 竟会出现在我的世界 你说话不爱说第二遍 但偏在情人节那一夜 给我你心爱的项鋉 说了三次对我的爱恋 我那时胡涂 不明白为何你会哭 后知后觉以后 领悟冻结那时间 冻结初遇那一天 冻结那爱恋 冻结吻你那瞬间 我也会疲倦 你的项鋉 在我身边 带我穿梭回从前 冻结那空间 冻结有你的世界 冻结那画面 冻结不让它溶解 我若是疲倦 你的项鋉 在我身边 发光在我胸前 你的项鋉 在我身边 陪伴着我过每一天

Bliss :-)

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