In a happy mood
Must be the jokes I kept on receiving in the office these days.Please, laugh with me.
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On a test in Sunday School, kids wrote:
Adam and Eve were created from an Apple tree. Noah's wife was called Joan of Ark. Noah built an ark and the animals came on in pears.
In the first book of the bible, Guinessis. God got tired of creating the world so he took the sabbath off.
The greates miricle in the bible is when Joshua told his son to stand still and he obeyed him.
Jesus was born because Mary had an immaculate contraption.
Jesus enunciated the Golden Rule, which says to do unto others before they do one to you. He also explained, a man doth not live by sweat alone.
Solomon, one of Davids sons, had 300 wives and 700 porcupines.
Christians have only one spouse. This is called monotony.
(courtesy of Alice)
Some kids went even further...
"Our Father, Who does art in heaven, Harold is His name. Amen."
"And forgive us our trash baskets as we forgive those who put trash in our baskets."
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A mother was preparing pancakes for her sons, Kevin 5, and Ryan 3. The boys began to argue over who would get the first pancake. Their mother saw the opportunity for a moral lesson.
"If Jesus were sitting here, He would say, 'Let my brother have the first pancake, I can wait.'"
Kevin turned to his younger brother and said, "Ryan, you be Jesus!"
(courtesy of peishang)
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