Cute. Quotes. Why. Not.
These days, I've been catching sights of cute and no doubt funny quotes that (almost) made me pee in my pants.They were so funny, I thought I'd share them here.
Note: The quotes are NOT original of the Sane. I saw them elsewhere and decided to put them up here because 1. I want to share the laughter and 2. I'm running out of things to write for my blog.
The 2nd thought is disturbing. I never thought I'd reach the doomsday of no-more-things-to-say.
I don't want this blog to be a monotonous, 0n-going plain description of my already very monotonous and mundane life.
Also, I refuse to succumb to writing-about-my-relationship-only-itis. I love my hun but you people don't really want to know what we do everyday, how we hold hands, how we take long romantic drives to the store, and how we just look into each others' eyes as a past-time ALL THE TIME. Right? I mean, I think at some point in time you'll be begging me to write about how long my toenails grew.
You also don't want me to write about my thesis. That is already in another blog. No point repeating my academic turmoil.
Anyway, till I find something fun and earth-shattering to write about, I shall share with you QUOTES!
I was actually shopping for birthday cards and Fathers' Day cards at Hallmark with my boy.
Talk about Fathers' Day, does anyone of you give your daddy fathers' day card huh? I actually saw a lot of cute Fathers' Day cards that I want to buy for my dad. But, that crazy man doesn't appreciate this kind of things one...
Dad: Wah! Nice card. (reads and proceeds to throw it into the trash can)
Me: Eh, eh!! What are you doing?! People send you card, you throw away?!
Dad: Aiyah... Read already then throw loh. Keep for what? Not enough place in the house to grow dust meh?
Me: -_-"
So, I bought a 99cent card from Hallmark for my daddy. At least my heart won't crack too much when it lays to rest in the red trash can in my living room.
So, QUOTES!
These are so funny, I got to share:
Jesus loves you... But I'm His favorite.
I can't remember if I'm the good sister or the evil one.
I love my body shape. Round is a shape.
I know you are jealous, because all the voices only talk to me!
Do I look like I'm a people person?
I am an expansionist. I can get bigger simply by breathing.
Aren't they fun?!
There are whole lots of others which I've forgotten. Figure it will be too impolite to be copying all the quotes down onto my notebook WHILE standing outside the store.
So, have a good laugh, and give me some suggestions as to what I should write from now onwards.
In the meantime, I shall mourn the demise of ideas.
Out.
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Sane is running out of insanity.
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