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The new Hollywood definition of the unmentionable "F" word.

F.A.T.

Oh no... Did I just say it? Am I in trouble right now?

At least not now, but it did cause a little brou-ha-ha down at Manhattan where the filming of Project Runway takes place.

I love PR. It gave me a reason to indulge US$2.00 of my salary each week to download the episode on my itunes. And that's because the cable channels on my landlady's TV are not fully-loaded yet.

PR is definitely reality TV at another level. It's not just aimless, cutthroat deals (all right... maybe cutthroat), but it's definitely not an aimless voting-off-the-island monstrosity.

It's about real talent.

*but not so real people*

Wait a minute... what do you mean "not so real people"...

Well, not-so-real if these people call someone who's a size 4 a PLUS SIZE...

That makes almost 70% of the world's population in that category, mister!

Someone who looks like this

is called thick

zaftig

plus size

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When I watched the show and Tim Gunn called Alexandra "fat", I was stunned because I remember a few challenges ago she looked like this.

If I can look like anyone else on this planet, I swear I want to look like her.

1. She looks healthy she actually glows.

2. The clothes fit her, which showcases more of the designer's talent to tailor good-fitting clothes to his/her client.

3. She actually looks like she's capable of standing up properly without any help.

4. She tells the rest of the world that it's not about fitting your body into that dress, but building that dress onto your body.

5. She is hot, sexy, and beautiful. She actually makes me believe that ANYONE can buy that dress and look good in it!

Compared to this

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But still, according to showbiz, she belongs to the sad class of the F.A.T. unmentionables.

And these are her measurements:

She's 5'10" (which makes her a giant)

She's 34 - 24 - 36 (you are so fat you take up the space of an entire zip code)

I'm sorry lady, but you are not welcome in the club.

Oh, make that the world.

You are not welcome here. You look like you've just stuffed a cow inside you and about to burst any minute.

Shame on you! You shouldn't have eaten more than two grapes for dinner. That is more than any other people eat in a day.

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I mean, poor girl must be traumatized on that stage when one after another, the judges just kept on calling her names alluding to her so-called-big-size-but-actually-is-normal frame.

I felt like I was watching a pre-school drama where the snobs are poking fun at the outcast.

I mean, no one was making comments of how ridiculous the stupid styling or how dumb the dress looked (which was supposed to be the whole deal of the show by the way) but HOW FAT THE MODEL LOOKED!

And all the while she looks like this (not wearing that dress!)

Heidi-the-host-also-known-as-the-(very-skinny-and-thin)
-body-Klum mentioned during judging that:

"Do I want to look like a fat Minnie Mouse, or look long and slender?"

Heidi, Heidi... Fortunately, not everyone thinks like you...

If what you mean by long and slender refers to looking as if a sick cow just barfed all over you while you can't walk properly because the design is as stiff as a ironing board!?!?!

For me, I'd rather look like Minnie than look like I belong to planet spitoon.

At least the children love me and want my autograph.

All along I LIKED Alison, the designer who unfortunately got paired with BIG-ASS Alexandra for this challenge. She's funky, cool, and looks as if she understands the woman's body.

Well, I thought she would defend Alexandra.

Boy, was I dead wrong.

Thank you very much, Alison. You just sent 8.5 million women (and men) out there to wallow in self-pity and blaming their mothers for giving birth to them with flesh.

Hey, next time I have a kid, I'll genetically modify it so that my baby will not have any fat on it and have tiny bones so that it will be a size -4 all it's life.

Since now 0 is the new 2, and 2 is the new 4.

I can only imagine that 10 years down the road -4 will be the new 0.

A mother wants only what's best for her child right? Why would I want my child to be laughed at in school because s/he has a body that actually weighs something?!

I'd be a very bad mother.

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To add more drama to the already-fat life of the model, it seemed that the designer she was paired with never won a challenge.

Michael Knight was her designer, and boy did he design the classiest dresses! Remember the one with the dog and this

Made out of coffee filters.

But no... he did not even make it to the top three, let alone win, when paired with HUGE-GIANT Salamander Alexandra.

However, once he switched models and got a thin-as-stick Nazri, he won instantly. Two challenges in a row.

Tell me something.

Is Hollywood trying to send out a subliminal message?

And that subliminal message may be: it doesn't matter how good you are as a designer, or how good you look, but if you are not size 0 and under (by Hollywood's standard which decreases by the second), you are immediately Dismissed.

So now, everyone has to look like this

I just don't get it.

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I thought I heard Tim Gunn say something to me personally, when I was watching the episode...

Tim Gunn, Tim Gunn, once he calls your name you're done.

I thought I was dreaming or imagining things...

I thought he said....

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You don't deserve to live when you are such a FAT-ASS as this!!!

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Fatso-sane who is one of the unmentionables and deserves no pity.

Sane is a size 4/6, which is the new 6/8.

She should just die now and free up some precious space on the planet for 15 other normal-size 0 people.

Looks like I've got company, and more company.

Sane reflects @ this location permanently